Ready for Some Awesome Dad Jokes?

We couldn't let a Father's Day pass without giving a our Dad's a few more corny jokes to get them through the next year! 

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Why did the math book look so sad? Becuase it had too many problems.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. 

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot.

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea. 

Where do boats go when they are sick? To the Boat Doc.

I don't trust those trees. They seem kinda shady.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up. 

It takes guts to be an organ donor.